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back breakfast

Back breakfast is when you wake up and eat the ass of your partner.
Saturday he woke up and was feeling frisky, so he had some back breakfast
by Battlebees June 1, 2017
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sportsmans breakfast

"Looks like Rob's had a sportsmans breakfast by the smile on his face coming into work".
by Adamphetamine July 6, 2017
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Breakfast in bed

when you squirt maple syrup in a sleeping girls eyes, So she will cant open them when she awakes to you plugging her nose and then plopping your powder sugar coated nut sack into her mouth as she gasps for air.
Jasin told cody how he made ashley breakfast in bed before he got to work today
by JARGO420 October 31, 2017
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breakfast for the block

Cooking, making, cutting or altering narcotics, controlled substances or alcohol with intent for creating a product fashioned in a way meant for distribution and or consumption by the public
"When will those edibles be ready?"

"I'm makin breakfast for the block right now."
by The Scholar X April 19, 2018
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Breakfast Maker

When your Morning Fart produces an odour so foul your partner has no option but to vacate the bed & thus make the Breakfast.
My wife said this morning for fuck sake that stinks shall I'm going to make breakfasr. The Breakfast Maker works
by Hedley7368 November 18, 2017
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put a dent in her breakfast

Putting a dent in her breakfast involves sticking your cock up her bumhole as far as it'll go. The deeper you get,the greater the chances of hitting paydirt and leaving an imprint of your bellend in her poo. Those of you that can accomplish this feat have successfully 'put a dent in her breakfast'
Lillington bent over in eager anticipation, "give me the deepest bum fuck a man can muster!" she cried. That was a glorious evening, I humped and I pumped until finally, I put a dent in her breakfast
by Chuff buffler November 21, 2017
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breakfast shake

The act of making the bed rock when you first wake up; then giving it your own topping.
How about a breakfast shake; nothing like a little shake to start your day.
by L00M April 20, 2018
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