Omnipotent dictator of local yearbook committee and other school organizations. Will use excruciating physical violence if asked more than one question. Weapons of choice: Guillotine and Whip. This celestial power can change like the tide and swallow you whole. If you're reading this message, you only have 5 minutes to change your name and move states, because She is coming. When she comes, there's nothing we can do to save you from participating in Master's unfair yearbook decisions.
You: I'm sorry Master, I know my place. Please don't hit me.
Master Ashley: STOP CALLING ME THAT *vibrates with anger*
Master Ashley: STOP CALLING ME THAT *vibrates with anger*
by bradmacdonald October 17, 2024
Get the Master Ashleymug. ugly fat pedophile woman shaped like an obese roach who neglects her children for these stank ass teenage guys cuz her lonely ass has nobody since her divorced husband is in jail. shes like 36 btw and she made this horrible ass song sexualizing a 19 year old boy.
i want nunu
you wanna know how it smell, ask santos he know it smell well.
"You wanna know how it smell" referring to her stank vagina
"Ask santos he know it smell well" santos is a chopped 19-year-old who clearly dislikes Ashley, and is being sexualized and victimized by Ashley.
"i want nunu" nunu meaning her private part, and this is being said by santos in the song.
her children starve and sleep on the floor or couch while Ashley is stanking up their bedroom on TikTok live chatting with minors
i want nunu
you wanna know how it smell, ask santos he know it smell well.
"You wanna know how it smell" referring to her stank vagina
"Ask santos he know it smell well" santos is a chopped 19-year-old who clearly dislikes Ashley, and is being sexualized and victimized by Ashley.
"i want nunu" nunu meaning her private part, and this is being said by santos in the song.
her children starve and sleep on the floor or couch while Ashley is stanking up their bedroom on TikTok live chatting with minors
by cakkecup69 February 6, 2025
Get the ashley trevinomug. A female who posses the most delectable, shiny, juicy, scrumptious, gigantic pussy lips known to man. Her pussy lips inside of her pants might be mistaken for the fish from the Super Mario Bros franchise.
Person 1: Hey did you see that chick? She had some absolutely succulent looking pussy lips.
Person 2: C'mon bro you know I couldn't resist staring at those lips.
Person 1: She's for sure an Ashley.
Person 2: Word!
Person 2: C'mon bro you know I couldn't resist staring at those lips.
Person 1: She's for sure an Ashley.
Person 2: Word!
by Peen S. Tourchùre July 3, 2022
Get the Ashleymug. Ashley is that girl that EVERYONE hates. Ashley probably thinks she'll all that but everyone knows she really isn't! So, if you find an Ashley, RUN. You'll thank me later.
Girl 1: Omg I freaking hate Ashley.
Girl 2: What?! She seems so nice and fun to be around!
Girl 1: Yeah, I thought she was like that a few years back too. Then, she turned into a backstabbing bitch who should go die in a whole!
Girl 2: What?! She seems so nice and fun to be around!
Girl 1: Yeah, I thought she was like that a few years back too. Then, she turned into a backstabbing bitch who should go die in a whole!
by gymnast2004 June 8, 2018
Get the Ashleymug. A girl who calls herself ugly all the time but is really not compared to other girls
And she don't take shit from people
And she don't take shit from people
by The ninja turtle August 14, 2017
Get the ashley castanedamug. A calm guy that is abit sussy from time to time and has a lot of neck hair and ear hair he must take after his dad
by Robbo-ear hair November 22, 2021
Get the Ashley crabtreemug. by Ashley Chi May 8, 2018
Get the Ashley Chimug.