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you have the iq under the subway

whem someone apears to be dummy...
You are so dummy, you have the iq under the subway.
by Zarisk December 12, 2007
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Do you have any hand sanitizer?

(interjection) a remark requesting hand sanitizer, synonymous with "I just wiped my butt without washing my hands afterwards."
Guy 1: Do you have any hand sanitizer?

Guy 2: Come on, man, you just gave me a high five.
by RickBAideai April 2, 2011
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you gotta get it on them big jobs!

When your company has you working 15 hr days and you are still behind but you have to push through the pain, soreness, exhaustion, hunger, and thirst to get the job done!
What do you mean by asking to go to the gas station to get a drink!? We don’t have time for that. You gotta get it on them big jobs!
by Jaczx76 August 29, 2019
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It’s 10 PM; do you know where your children are?

It’s 10 PM; do you know where your children are? — This was a regional program bumper / public service announcement from the late 1960’s through to the late 1980’s. In some regions, there was an 11 PM variant. This was sometimes the lead in to news programs. But best of all, it was NIGHTMARE FUEL for some of the best childhood ghost stories and URBAN MYTHS that kept a kid awake at night after scary stories were inappropriately told to them by mischievous baby sitters.

No mommy, this never happened to me…honest!!!!!!! Nor, was I ever the perpetrator of telling such a tale.
…And then while the mom was watching t.v., a man came on the screen and said, “It’s 10 PM; do you know where your children are?”. A shiver went down the mother’s spine so she went to check on her kids. When she opens the door there was a man standing over her children's dead bodies holding a bloody butcher knife. AND HE WAS WEARING A BUNNY SUIT
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023
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I really don’t need no light to see through you

I really don’t need no light to see through you. — A brutal way to tell someone that they are absolutely transparent. This idiom entered popular culture in 1982 as a result of the quite danceable late disco track by the same name sung by vocalist Jeffery Osborne.

A useful insult in an age of MAGA Republicanism.

A more contemporary version of this is insult is the more versatile “I see you” — which can either be an insult or a statement of deep connection and engagement.
When Dolt 45 says that if he’s elected he will be MAGA’s retribution, I’ll just say this: I really don’t need no light to see through you, Donnie.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler July 30, 2023
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I am like rubber, you are like glue

“I am like rubber, you are like glue. Whatever you say to me, bounces off and sticks to you.”

Commonly used by children, but was originally a hex. Bouncing negativity off of you, back onto the sender.
“You’re going to be the fattiest ugliest loser!”
“I am like rubber, you are like glue. Whatever you say to me, bounces off and sticks to you!”
by ZachariahTheMostBeautiful September 14, 2022
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A meme made by TJ "Henry" Yoshi which appeared in pannenkoek2012's "SM64 - Watch for Rolling Rocks - 0.5x A-presses (Commentated)" video.
TJ "Henry" Yoshi: "An A-press is an A-press, you can't say it's only a half.
pannenkoek2012: Well, TJ """"""""""""""Henry"""""""""""""" Yoshi, hear me out.
by An A-press is an A-press October 30, 2018
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