girl-squirrel

What da young NASA engineer Mark Rober discovered dat "Phat Gus" was during his "ninja-warrior obstacle course" squirrel-feeder experiment.

After discovering dat "Phat Gus" was "not a dude" (said gray chatterer was so roly-poly --- and had such a prodigious appetite --- due to being FULL OF BABIES, not from overeating), Mark Rober renamed his small furry "girl-squirrel" friend "Phantastic Gus".

by QuacksO February 24, 2021

Drunk girl whisperers

This is the friend that you have that attracts all of the drunk girls. Whether it is emotionally, physically, mentally, they help the random drunk girl in need. No questions asked.

Abbi and Sydney were the drunk girl whisperers to the girl who had daddy issues.

by Abbi and Sydney February 26, 2021

A girl named Jozet

A really cool girl. She may seem annoying or unapproachable at first but once you get to know her, she’s actually really funny and smart. She is loyal to all her friends and will never stab anyone in the back. I’m conclusion, jozet is a really cool gal and anyone is lucky to have a jozet in their lives :)

Dude 1: “hey have you seen the new girl, Jozet?”
Dude 2: “There’s a girl named Jozet?”
Dude 1: “yea”

by Gang gang 👁👅👁 February 27, 2021

Belgian girl

A girl who is sticky and cute in the beginning and will do everything what you say, she will slowly brainwash you in being her slut. They change like a virus in the beginning they are not a problem until they take you over and use you until you die. Fuck them but do not be together with them at all costs. The become ugly after the age of 28 and change in to your worst nightmare.

Person nr 1: Hey is Tom still with that Belgian girl. No, that bitch destroyed him, he is now staying at home and going to a psychologist.

Person nr 2: Damm, she fucked him up. Well that’s the risk of dating a Belgian chick too long.

by $Dark_Side$ March 3, 2021

Thomas-Girl

A man who is both equally directly feminine and masculine, like a Tom boy.... but a Thomas girl.

He’s such a Thomas-girl! Dude likes wearing scarves, playing in dirt, and monster trucks.

by SusieQsef March 3, 2021

Mistake Girl

Usually a Girl that always makes mistakes. Her name usually starts with a M or N.

Omg did you see MISTAKE GIRL? Omg she's always making mistakes

by kittykatlover5 March 4, 2021

sacre coeur girl

a girl who goes to the irrelevant Melbourne private girls school. these girls a wanna be sluts and are always trying to get in with the skevs kids but are too irrelevant to have guy friends. they can only ever pull de la boys and unfortunately all tend to look like 8 year olds. they try to be friends with loretto and Caulfield girls but are usually forgotten. they are all either alcoholic vape addicts or ugly nerds; no in between.

skevs kid: "what school do you go to"
sacre coeur girl: 'you wouldn't know my school"
skevs kid: "oh what school"
overly drunk and embarrassed sacre coeur girl: "bye" (jumps off cliff)

by privateschoolslut March 4, 2021