a short idiot man who has fluffy hair and has three friends. he has three friends and walks like a kangaroo.
"dude quit being such a liam but if he was badder."
"oh you mean liam guy who that guy whos got a complicated sexual relationship with a man named mikey?"
"that short fucking liam guy."
"i hope he dies liam and alone"
"oh you mean liam guy who that guy whos got a complicated sexual relationship with a man named mikey?"
"that short fucking liam guy."
"i hope he dies liam and alone"
by super mysterious shadow lurker April 27, 2025
Get the liam but if he was baddermug. by Hemilkman November 30, 2017
Get the he milkmug. by Jadedxxx3 January 29, 2025
Get the he's done dickmug. by iminhellplshelpahhh July 16, 2024
Get the What if he'smug. 
Kissing-cousin to the much-overused "missed opportunity" ditty, and refers to where a hot stud palpitatingly wonders if it would be both possible and advisable to ask for intimacy from a particular girl whom he greatly admires/desires, and then gets a major hard-on as a result of said thought process.
Some people think I'm nuts to wear ultra-baggy clothing whenever I go out looking for some nice sweet a**, but I feel like it's worth it and then some, knowing that I won't get the acute embarrassment of being too "obvious" in public if I get an involuntary "could he, should he, woody" reaction at any times during said endeavor. And besides, da ladies don't seem to mind or even particularly notice --- none of them have ever commented about an overly-visible "glad to see you", nor has any gal even asked me why I was wearing such an oversize outfit.
by QuacksO November 17, 2018
Get the could he, should he, woodymug. by PopCornChickenIsGooood August 25, 2021
Get the nah he tweakinmug.