Joey

He’s so hot. Hottest kid at ur school and I wanna lick off his face. He’s so sexy. According to Gabriella and Katie and Taylor he is so hot

I wish my bf was a Joey

by Bdnendix October 14, 2019

Joey

A person that wants movement speed in games and plays a stationary caster.

"Hey, did you see that Joey was playing a Warlock?"
"Yeah, where do the contradictions end?"

by Coronin August 3, 2018

Joey Gillette

Joey Gillette

Joey Gillette is a young pure aryan known by most as the dreaded food thief. Reportedly, Joey uses the position of power afforded to him by his mother to rape and murder his peers, only to steal their bagels.

Nathan: Lock your doors tonight, I heard Joey Gillette just escaped from prison!

Eric: Oh shoot! I don't want to get raped in the ass tonight! Thanks for the heads up Nathan!

by LargeAndi May 16, 2019

Joey

When someone is so unbelievably unfunny that all you can do is call them a Joey and laugh in pity.

Bro, you are being such a joey right now.

by JoeyTron3000 November 5, 2025