Shit Golden

The act of shoving golden spray paint aerosols up your arse and then farting so much you shit them back out, but only after they have sprayed around in there a lot. The entire inside of your arse is golden it this stage. Next, you take a shit and it’s golden. Now you have, Shit Golden!

Dude: Fuck is that guy doing Shit Golden?

Bro: Nah dude he’s just- Oh wait yeah he is doing Shit Golden

by Grant Hansen July 11, 2018

Golden Pumpkin

When you fuck a girl and put your dick in her pee hole and your balls in her vagina

I just have that bitch my golden pumpkin!

by Captainwhitehat December 26, 2016

Golden Shower

The strange sexual act, in which an individual will urinate on another.

Kamal: “Are you ready for your golden shower?”

Fares: “Yes I’am!”

by Fallis March 2, 2019

Golden Threesome

The third time a person has sex with two people at one time. That is, the third threesome. Analogous to golden birthday.

Any kind of threesome counts. Three girls, three guys, two girls and a guy, or two guys and a girl.

First, Dick slept with Jane and Sally. Then Dick slept with Jane and Tommy. Then, for his golden threesome, Dick slept with Angela and Tammy, successfully completing his golden threesome.

It may be many years before Dick pulls off a golden foursome.

by itsyallyall December 16, 2012

Golden Scissoring

The sexual act in which two women show affection by pressing vaginas against one another's, with legs apart (also known as "scissoring") during which one or both individuals urinate.

Jane: "I want to scissor"
Penelope: "I need to pee"
Jane: "Por que no los dos?"
Penelope: "Golden scissoring time!"

by Royal Decree June 3, 2015

golden shower

basically people pissing on each other as a kink

dude, just went on pornhub and searched up 'golden shower', i cummed everywhere

by lovpiss69420 September 10, 2019

Golden Labrador

A derivative of the Golden Retriever Boy / Golden Retriever Energy - a cute geeky significant other with very simple needs, easygoing and at times oblivious or gullible making it simple to maintain a happy and fulfilling relationship.

Outdoors-y personality but still somehow glued to housebound activities; can be dishevelled or unaware to their own outward appearance at times as they are often more concerned about other people.

Fiercely loyal and protective, but generally fun loving with a willingness to please; loves physical interaction even if its just a good head pat.

That guys so cute and all you need to do is give him some good food, a good place to sleep and someone to love and he's yours for life; real golden labrador energy

by The Tequilla King October 24, 2022