by Austin’s friend May 2, 2022
Get the Austinmug. The act of searching for a naked blonde-haired, blue eyed, 5'4 male, when you find one that fits the description, you stare at him until they walk towards you to signal that they are about to ejaculate. When he is on the edge of ejaculating, do the Muhammed Ali shuffle and say, "The Eye of Cthulhu is approaching!" and you pull out your eyeballs and shove them up his anal cavity.
"I heard Wendy's is serving the Austin Dyer Special for $5."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."
by BangalangMan February 14, 2025
Get the Austin Dyer Specialmug. by Potatoboi2847 May 11, 2018
Get the Austinmug. by Ahhhhhhhthatsthespot April 21, 2020
Get the Austinmug. A guy who doesn't listen to you when you give him real advice. He tends to go the way he wants to with his choices rather than whats best. May cheat on you so beware!
by TheAudacityYouHave February 28, 2022
Get the Austinmug. 
Austin is a amazing person. He is the best person you will ever meet and will never be bored when your around him. He’s perfect in every way and there is no flaws about him. He is so sweet and has the best heart. And I love him so much. Nothing in life is better then spending time with him. He can light up a whole room with his smile. He makes me happy every time I look at him. Nothing compares to him. He is absolutely amazing and perfect in every way
by n c s t a t e September 28, 2019
Get the Austinmug.