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more issues than tissues

People who love telling you all thier problems. Drama queens and kings. People to avoid. Energy suckers.
Nigel has more issues than tissues
by auzkiwi July 13, 2016
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No One Runs Better Than Me

A phrase used by someone who claims to consistently get lucky in poker or similar games, often pulling the perfect card when needed to win crucial hands. It's typically said with confidence, humor, or playful arrogance.
Player 1: "You hit that flush on the river AGAIN?"
Player 2: "No one runs better than me!"
by whodat25555 February 4, 2025
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better than the average bare

What a supposedly-above-average stripper or nudist-camp member claims to be.
Folks who are covered in tattoos may view themselves as being "better than the average bare", but if a fellow human is gonna "drop it all for me", I would much prefer just a "pian 'n' natural look" in the skin-department.
by QuacksO0 June 21, 2025
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No power greater than X

Some kind of Xbox slogan in the early 2000s.
For the soul that burns, There is no power greater than X.
by aidenbradley194 July 21, 2024
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Psychosomatically Sensing Cocaine Is More Addictive Than Snorting Cocaine
Psychosomatically Sensing Cocaine Is More Addictive Than Snorting Cocaine
by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025
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Better Than Big Boss

When something is subpar, but still acceptable. For example, a food that tastes good, but not nearly as good as people say.
Friend 1: Hey, did you end up going to that concert you were talking about?
Friend 2: It was better than Big Boss, but it sure as hell wasn't worth $350.
by Trippipi-Ki August 29, 2025
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Worse than Lobotomy

Hym "Worse than lobotomy, huh? You're a mental health professional and your actively participating in the targeted stalking and harassment of a stranger. I TOLD YOU that YOU are the last person who should be signing off on. You said you could get another license overnight. CAN A LOBOTOMIZED PERSON GET ANOTHER BRAIN!? NO!? Ok. So, no. You are being a bitch because you don't like some things I've said. You don't deserve your success more than everyone else. You were fired. Anything I've done to you is a peripheral byproduct of this thing I'm doing. There is only one thing I care about and it will be remediated."
by Hym Iam August 25, 2023
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