Guff the team

when your meeting up with a group of girls and theres always that one slut for backup. if none of the guys get laid throughout the nigh, the slut is designated to have to jack everyone off, or guff the team.

Guy 1: Damn bro, this night is beat, I'm feenin some good box.

Guy 2: Ya there aint much talent tho bro.
Guy 1: Thats why we keep that one chick around to guff the team, when were feenin.
Guy: Sweet, she better get her dick beating hand ready

by shawtyGUFFINhandDUCKETS October 11, 2012

K-Team

Usually the sexy librarian at your local archives. Don't speak too loudly or she'll frown at you above her horn-rimmed glasses and get her Hermie out to spank you with.

She is easily pleased by offerings to her Hermie (aka. her fat bubble), but don't do anything too stoopid, or she'll team your ass!

Katie is AWESOME.

'Check out that hot K-Team librarian from Oregon!'

'It's pronounced ORGAN! Now shut up or I'll do my hermie dance, oh yeah, oh yeah....'

by beckism February 3, 2010

Team Deaux

a tight-ass team consisting of two people. This team is inseparable under all conditions and is not afraid to reek havoc when visiting other cities such as Las Vegas.

People who symbolize the Team Deaux: Bonnie and Clyde, Justin Timberlake and Timbaland, Rishita Patel and Lucy Nguyen, Barbie and Ken, Bow Wow and Omarion, and the list goes on....

by Luce Bruce May 22, 2008

team spitroast

A spitroast involving multiple members to enhance all-round pleasure.

The Chuckle Brothers were having a team spitroast. "To me!" "To you!" "To me!" "To you!" they shouted.

by chucklebroz July 19, 2007

team mafisi

A group of thirsty boys

Girl: I think I love this guy
Her Friend: No baby, he's a total team mafisi

by freegirlkaffi December 3, 2017

Team 91

A good lacrosse team made up of white fuckbois, that come from rich families and all think they are going to the MLL.

"My dream is peaking at age 15 playing for team 91"

by d1nosaur May 25, 2019

Team pp

A growing clan, ‘bout to be bigger than FaZe. (Founded November 7, 2018)

Team pp vs Fake Clan

by pp_Michi April 13, 2019