put that in your back pocket and slap it

The comeback after a comeback which pretty much ruins what you had going.

person 1: Suck my dick
person 2: You better grow one first

~RANDOM "OHHHH"'s AND "BURRRRNNN"'s~

Person 2: Put that in your back pocket and slap it bitch!
Person 1: Whaaat?

by shaun white is a hotiee May 22, 2006

put the wood to

Have sex with

He put the wood to her.

by Kaefral June 30, 2016

GET PUT

used when you are bitched out of a conversation and kindly ask the person to get put

IRSOCOOL: UR A FAG BITCH

MAN 1: OOO OWNED

GET-PUT: PLZ GET PUT :(

by irsocool October 14, 2008

put you in a barrel

a missing person found chopped up in a barrel, found washed up in a parks sewer.

"dont make me put you in a barrel"
"hide you in a barrel"
"get in the barrel"

by NotMeeee November 12, 2009

Put it up

An aggressive hand slap to tight grip between close friends

You: yo dope shoes bro!
Me: shot cuz...put it up! *slaps hands and gripseach other while making direct eye contact *

by MicSure December 17, 2019

Put that back in’t brain

A Yorkshire expression used when someone has said something stupid that they should not have said.

Clive: “y’know, I prefer Tetley’s to Yorkshire tea”
Derek: “Clive, you idiot, put that back in’t brain!”

by FistyWayne July 8, 2021

Put in the Pipe(line)

An exclamation of success. If something has been "put in the pipe" it has been completed to a high degree of satisfaction.

Put in the pipe(line):
"I put that exam in the pipe, I did so well"
"I jeeted on the first date, they got put in the pipeline"

by BaldWilly June 15, 2022