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Dick polish

When someone doubles down on an elitist trait, they are adding “dick polish”.
Technically Dieter has two doctorate so in Germany his title gets a whole layer of dick polish. There he is Herr Doctor Doctor Dieter.

Stephanie got that really expensive phone and decided she just had to have real diamonds set in the case. She really likes that dick polish.

George’s dually is never used to tow, is the fanciest limited edition they offer, and is so dolled up with dick polish glitter comes out of the exhaust pipe and I can swear when he accelerates the car sounds like it’s saying “I’m better”.
by Homosexual Black Female December 3, 2023
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Polish lollipop

Her hank can you grab me a polish lollipop ?
by Polishpeterpan August 15, 2018
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Dirty Polish Woman

A fake Lesbo who actually wants to be a town bike with men but lies to you to get out of a relationship.
The Dirty Polish woman really did me badly I nearly broke her window
by DirtyPolishPerson August 4, 2022
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Polish draw bridge

A sexual position involving three parties incorporating two parties on either end with one in the middle. On one end, one party penetrates the middle party while holding the legs of them as the 'bridge'. On the other side, the 'bridge' party delivers oral to the third party who is supporting her by the shoulders. The draw bridge comes into full effect through the motion on the first party lifting the middles body up and away from the oral recipient and back down offering erotic cuckhold opportunities.
"Yo Jake, did you ask Natasha if she was down to Polish draw bridge this weekend?"
"Yeah bro shes horny as all hell and wants to try it"
by mrRager13413 December 26, 2020
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Polish Male

A polish male (also known as a femboy) can be found in Poland wearing skirts and thigh highs, probably saying something on the lines of "uwu" or "nya"
Man 1: "What is that guy in the maid outfit over there doing?"

Man 2: "Don't worry, he is just the average polish male."

Man 1: "Woah"
by CrazyMonkey31 December 13, 2022
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Polished Turd Syndrome

When a girl is a 6/10 but hangs around with 4/10’s to give herself the illusion of being an 8/10
Bro! Look over there, that girl is so hot!

Nah bro, separate her from her group of friends and you’ll see it’s a classic case of polished turd syndrome.
by Craiganator1992 July 23, 2021
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Polish Cookie Game

Its the Cookie Game/ Soggy Biscut Game but instead of an Cookie there is a Firecracker and you have to cum as fast as possible to turn of the fuse so your dick wont blow up.
1. Hey what did you do today?
I played the Polish Cookie Game and my Friend got his Dick blown off
by BigBongusChongus May 4, 2021
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