Soft

by Jejejeeh July 18, 2018
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Powdered cocaine.
Rocked up cocaine is hard, powdered cocaine is soft, get it?
Dude-“Yo, you got any of that soft??”

Dealer-“Nahh, I gotta re-up. Got plenty of hard though.”

Dude-“Ah, shit, I’m good. That shit makes fiends.”
by AnonyMystery69 May 04, 2022
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Powdered cocaine.
Rocked up cocaine is hard, powdered cocaine is soft, get it?
Dude-“Yo, you got any of that soft??”

Dealer-“Nahh, I gotta re-up. Got plenty of hard though.”

Dude-“Ah, shit, I’m good. That shit makes fiends.”
by AnonyMystery69 May 04, 2022
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Teacher: Describe something soft.
Kid #1: uhhh...wool!
Kid #2: COTTON!
Me: Kang Yeosang.

Teacher: You are absolutely correct sweetie! You have no homework.
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When you are so high on drugs that everything feels and seems softer then usual
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who’s the softest person you know? Yim, for sure.
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When an item is so aesthetically pleasing beyond comparison that it brings you to a point of intense climaxation and you can't help but explode with sensation, thus forcing the word to be whispered to prevent the premature ejaculation.
John: Oh boy that really is *soft*
Wendy: Why did you whisper sof- *intense climax*
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