Patrick Shwavy

when you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born

Yooo lets get patrick shwavyd lol its lit

by ItsEveryNightSis8402 December 16, 2019

Patrick Bateman Wannabe

Pretty much every pretentious alpha male who has worked for one of the big four banks in NZ. Typically possesses a hugely inflated sense of self with little time or patience for anyone that doesn't fit the mold of white, financially thriving, photogenic or doesn't look like they belong at the Boxing Day races or America's Cup shenanigans. Most likely has a massive mortgage for some dodgy semi-renovated villa in Ponsonby or Grey Lynn, just because those suburbs are designed to accommodate people who are 'cultured'. The PB Wannabe are only into women who wear one of those tacky gold Cartier bangles that you can't get off without a key and considers Jane Birkin to be their 'muse'.

If you don't know Patrick Bateman Wannabe's coffee order off by heart, consider yourself an unprofessional loser who needs more formal training.

by ACunny February 26, 2024

Patrick

The guy Who tries tricking you but he finds a new person to trick : Patrick: hey may bay day lay hay gay stay may bay *CRINGE!*

Patrick:n want to play A LAME GAME?

by Eee ales November 28, 2021

Patrick

Austrian Goddess

"Have you heard from the new guy?"
"Patrick? He's my queen."

by patricklover101 July 14, 2021

Patrick Shwavy

1. when you do somthing so insanely embaressing that, you wish you were never born

yoooo lets get Patrick Shwavyd lol its lit

by Saskiajolie December 17, 2019

Patrick Merrick

That guy

Patrick Merrick I’d indeed HIM

by 770percent December 2, 2022

Patrick

Patrick is understanding, sweet, friendly, well mannered, and hilarious. Sometimes being such a good person, the people closest to him tend to hurt him. He trusts the ones he loves, and sometimes, they take advantage of Patrick. Although he’s been through quite a lot, his spirit remains high. When Patrick loves you, understand that he would NEVER hurt you. It’s not in him. He’s the most loyal person you’ll ever know. His love will embrace you with warmth and happiness. Hurting Patrick will only destroy you more than it will him. He’s a wonderful love maker and incredible at making breakfast. If Patrick is your friend, he’s your best friend. When you’re sad, find Patrick. He will heal your sadness. Patrick is stronger than he looks. He will protect you from any situation. Patrick will take a bullet for the ones he loves. Hold on to him forever. Treat him right and he’ll be everything you need and more. He’s the best type of person, and anyone is beyond lucky to have him.

“Damn bro… Patrick was my best friend and I ruined it. I’m an idiot…” “Yeah, man. You’ll regret it for the rest of your life.”

by Jeggingsandsocks May 28, 2022