Minecraft

THE game that makes everyone blind you may ask why cause it's MADE OUT OF FUCKING BLOCKS FOR GOD SAKES GET aBRAIN ohhh wait I forgot theirs no brains in minecraft only hearts that's why we live for. Short time

dad. You need to stop playing minecraft

Son. Why daddy
Dad. Cause you'll lose your brain
Son. Why
Dad. YOU IDIOT CAUSE THEIRS ONLY HEARTS

by anonymous June 2, 2022

Animation vs Minecraft Ep 30

THE BEST EPISODE OF ANIMATION VS MINECRAFT

kid: did you watch animation vs minecraft ep 30
guy: nope
kid: watch it or else i will hack your youtube!!!!!!
guy: ive already watched it 30 times :troll:

by memeaddictive2 May 13, 2023

minecraft

a game where you build stuff with blocks

i love minecraft

by Phu The Writer April 30, 2022

Minecraft Leg Ends

A new minecraft game coming somewhere in the year 2023 where you have to gather resources around a legs end and then fight the poglin invasion on the far northeast. Jeb says it will be the best game to ever exist!

Guy 1: hi, have you played that new brand new game called Minecraft Leg Ends?
Guy 2: it hasn't been released yet you dumbass.

by Fire Axus June 16, 2022

minecraft battle pass

when you´re so confused you don´t know the difference between a block game and a seven-year-olds dating app.

I can´t wait to get that Minecraft battle pass

by shouldnt have started existing January 13, 2023

Minecraft

A block game that is overlooked because of a toxic child filled community

Hey bro, do you play Minecraft?

Nah, I hate it. It’s a kids game.

by saltyfishhy August 2, 2019

Minecrafter

A word that is related to the game Minecraft, meaning 3 different things, depending of the surrouding words
1.real Minecrafter: Someone who plays intelligently Minecraft, that profoundly understand it, and usually but not always, plays since at least the beggining of 2012. Know how it all works.
2.false Minecrafter:A cringeworthy kid that hang with his friend on shit servers, cry a lot, is immature, don't know nothing to how Minecraft was in the past. Can sometimes think that it's actually LEGO. Can sometimes think it's all about TNT-ing, posing blocks and do shitty minigames.
3.false Minecrafter's parents: Think that it's just an advanced LEGO Building simulator, designed only for little kids.

I'm a real Minecrafter. I hate when false Minecrafter's parents think I'm like a false Minecrafter.

by Tardigrade-senpai January 4, 2018