National girlfriend day is a day on Aug 1 where you celebrate a day loving your girlfriend. She will LOVE you for this.
Guy: “Happy National Girlfriend Day!”
Girl: “What’s that?”
Guy: “National Girlfriend Day is a day where I show you A LOT of love.”
Girl: “Aww thank you!”
Girl: “What’s that?”
Guy: “National Girlfriend Day is a day where I show you A LOT of love.”
Girl: “Aww thank you!”
by TheWonderKoko July 31, 2023

by Puff Puff Fuck Ya Chica September 3, 2022

by Hotstuff23 September 21, 2022

I feel like a generous God, after finishing in my homeless girlfriend mouth so that she won't sleep on empty stomach.
by Twominutes22 May 28, 2021

Andrew’s girlfriend is a girl named Luciana. She is the most beautiful girl in the world with no parallel. She’s kind, outgoing, hard-working, and everything Andrew could ever want or need in a partner. Her overwhelming beauty and personality sweep all who look at her right off their feet. Without her, Andrew would be lost, and living a path that would be wrong. Andrew is beyond grateful for Luciana, and strives day and night so show his love to her.
“Have you seen Andrew’s girlfriend?”
-Tiffany
“No why?”
-Leota
“Because she’s the best girl I’ve honestly ever seen, I wish I was like her.”
-Tiffany
“Wow, I can’t wait to meet her!”
-Leota
-Tiffany
“No why?”
-Leota
“Because she’s the best girl I’ve honestly ever seen, I wish I was like her.”
-Tiffany
“Wow, I can’t wait to meet her!”
-Leota
by HanqDog October 15, 2023

There come Mitchell's Girlfriend
by Special101 February 18, 2020

Person a:Hey is that your girlfriend
Person b:nah thats my boyfriend
Person a:ok
Person b:is that your girlfriend
Person a:yeah
Person b:nah thats my boyfriend
Person a:ok
Person b:is that your girlfriend
Person a:yeah
by <>Sowwy🥺<> October 29, 2020
