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team mafisi

Girl: I think I love this guy
Her Friend: No baby, he's a total team mafisi
by freegirlkaffi December 3, 2017
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Team 91

A good lacrosse team made up of white fuckbois, that come from rich families and all think they are going to the MLL.
"My dream is peaking at age 15 playing for team 91"
by d1nosaur May 25, 2019
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Team Valencia

Elite group of "athletes" often associated with the Mission District of San Francisco, CA USA. They show off their prowess in the form of fitted caps with holographic sizing stickers, neon colored leather sneakers, and the most important accessory of all: the brightly colored, functionally illiterate, track bicycle or fixed gear conversion.

These athletes often "compete" at the Valencia Velodrome.
Looks like Team Valencia is out in full force today- you can barely walk down the sidewalk without running into some shitty neon fixed gear.
by seaneee May 11, 2009
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Guff the team

when your meeting up with a group of girls and theres always that one slut for backup. if none of the guys get laid throughout the nigh, the slut is designated to have to jack everyone off, or guff the team.
Guy 1: Damn bro, this night is beat, I'm feenin some good box.

Guy 2: Ya there aint much talent tho bro.
Guy 1: Thats why we keep that one chick around to guff the team, when were feenin.
Guy: Sweet, she better get her dick beating hand ready
by shawtyGUFFINhandDUCKETS October 11, 2012
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team spitroast

A spitroast involving multiple members to enhance all-round pleasure.
The Chuckle Brothers were having a team spitroast. "To me!" "To you!" "To me!" "To you!" they shouted.
by chucklebroz July 19, 2007
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SWAT team

An organizational cabal of spin doctors, usually engaged to protect a frivolous accuser from the whole truth.

SWAT is an acronym for "Sherwin Williams Academy of Transparency."
Pete's got himself quite a dilemma... if he seeks out that client, they'll fire him; if she gets to their SWAT team first, he'll wish they had.
by Zappin' Nap October 28, 2012
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K-Team

Usually the sexy librarian at your local archives. Don't speak too loudly or she'll frown at you above her horn-rimmed glasses and get her Hermie out to spank you with.

She is easily pleased by offerings to her Hermie (aka. her fat bubble), but don't do anything too stoopid, or she'll team your ass!

Katie is AWESOME.
'Check out that hot K-Team librarian from Oregon!'

'It's pronounced ORGAN! Now shut up or I'll do my hermie dance, oh yeah, oh yeah....'
by beckism February 3, 2010
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