A Noun: a Folk Hero who was reared in the cotton fields of Chickasaw Mississippi. He grew up in a humble and modest setting and grew into the very thing all men long to be and all women want. He is the guy Moma warned you about and the guy Daddy is prepared to beat when he makes his little girl cry.
by Big John (The Army guy) February 05, 2010
To have never or will never try anal, your against anal and you feel it's perfectly fine to let everyone know you are 100% Anal free
Rodney : dude me and tanya we bout to smash last night
Josh: sweet did u get some
Rodney: no she's anal free
Josh: I'm sorry to here about your lose
Rodney : 😭😭😭😭
Josh: sweet did u get some
Rodney: no she's anal free
Josh: I'm sorry to here about your lose
Rodney : 😭😭😭😭
by king sanborn February 14, 2016
also known as shoplifting, this is the act of removing items from a business without paying for them.
free-shopping : Jo-Hailey went to 7-Eleven and free-shopped them out of all of their Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and Doritoes, the day their shoplifting alarm wasn't working.
by Chairman-Mao January 30, 2006
Damn Lana is such a free pony I feel bad for her boyfriend because she just can’t be tied down but not in a bad way
by Dicknballz Zoe November 29, 2021
by The Spaghetti Burglar September 03, 2022
When you disassemble an appliance or mechanical apparatus, then re-assemble it but have screws left over.
Said appliance/apparatus is however, in fact, fully functional.
Said appliance/apparatus is however, in fact, fully functional.
Genius: Hey man, just finished installing my new CPU in my laptop the other day.
Concerned Friend: Really? How'd you go?
Genius: Got some free screws, but otherwise good.
Concerned Friend: Really? How'd you go?
Genius: Got some free screws, but otherwise good.
by Dodoextinct June 29, 2009