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Evan

by Chefeverything May 31, 2022
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The dirtiest Evan

When he’s got those big bald balls fresh outta some dirty asshole then shoves them into some ole grill cheese pussy and jerks off on her titties. After it’s all done he toilet waters his dirty balls, fresh and ready for the next dirty hole.
When ya have the biggest balls of em all only the dirtiest Evan will do.
by Smells like trout August 14, 2024
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Evan

Did u see that Evan over there hes a furry who likes men
by Ofnebwb iej March 25, 2022
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Evan

Evan is usually a weird human with very low standards most people hate and shouldn’t date it always ends bad and usually is their fault this is coming from a human who’s dated an Evan and their worthless and downright disrespectful
Evan is a dick
by Orange0799 December 9, 2019
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Guy who wanks in school toilet and watches hentai is gay and bully also tries to deny he was wanking I school toilet
Evan is gay
by Darrellmon April 16, 2020
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Talk Evan to Me

Using "Bro" Speak in normal everyday sentences - including phrases such as "Fo Sho," "O Nice," "Legit," "Wicked Cool," among others.
by gigiA2 November 25, 2010
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Evan Rees-Weideman

An example of a man, who stutters to mask the sound of his soul dying.
Hey Bro, you're really pulling an Evan Rees-Weideman
by Evan Rees-Weideman December 12, 2019
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