dylan is a 5’3 basketball
player. i never would’ve thought i would friends with him, let alone best friends. his exterior is more rude and sarcastic, but once i got to know him, he’s actually really
sweet. he’s also one of the funniest
people you will ever meet, yet he’ll start cracking up at the most unfunny joke about a autistic person. he’s also a
boy i’ve had a crush on at least 2 times during our friendship, even tho he kinda looks like a
dog. but after a while you can’
t keep liking someone who will definitely never like you, especially after you had to watch an excruciating screen recording of him talking to a bitch named stephanie (srry). in the end, dylan is a friend who may be extremely aggressive and rude, but if you need him, he’ll be there. if you have a dylan keep him, if you don’t, definitely get yourself
one.
person
1: you free this weekend?
person 2: nah i’m hanging out with Dylan
person:
1 you think i can come, you make him seem
like he mad cool
person 2: cuz he is