Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).
Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"
* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"
* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *
by Dr Small Penis April 20, 2023
Get the permanent affects of men taking cold showersmug. One specific man who does one specific thing that one specific woman does not like, subsequently turning that one man into "all men".
Ex-gf: "With the benefit of 20/20 hindsight, my ex-bf was a really great guy and a positive influence on my life. We broke up because I had a lot of drama in my life and maintaining a relationship with me was impossible at the time. I looked him up the other day and now he's travelling through Europe with a woman 10 years younger than him."
Ex-gf: "Why are all men like this?"
Ex-gf: "Why are all men like this?"
by All Men™ June 10, 2022
Get the All menmug. I Like Watching Videos Of Black Men Shaking Their Booty Cheeks...
I don't know why, but when I click on a video and see a black man shaking his cheeks, it just makes my mouth drool and I start dancing with the black man as well. Sometimes when I look at myself in the mirror, I sometimes hallucinate and see black men twerking on my couch, it.. brings a smile to my face. I wish I could become one with the black men twerking aggressively.
I don't know why, but when I click on a video and see a black man shaking his cheeks, it just makes my mouth drool and I start dancing with the black man as well. Sometimes when I look at myself in the mirror, I sometimes hallucinate and see black men twerking on my couch, it.. brings a smile to my face. I wish I could become one with the black men twerking aggressively.
by Retard Number 386578 September 8, 2022
Get the Menmug. The gender most people are attracted to and want to be, which is why most girls wish they could be gay men and why men are gay.
Jessica: I wish I could be a gay man
Felicia: yeah me too
Jessica: yeah men are so hot, especially if you are a man
Felicia: yeah me too
Jessica: yeah men are so hot, especially if you are a man
by ILikeOreosAndP*ssy July 8, 2020
Get the Menmug. Dey does say Shiva Men does horn, dey not fucken lying...but it have d good ones from d bad ones.if you get horn,you fucken look fuh it, yuh hoe .And half ah fucken dem dunce and ugly, but rmbr only half, d next half is d sweetest men yuh goh see fuh d rest of yuh life.In the end Shiva Men is d BEST!!!
by I hate skl November 21, 2023
Get the Shiva Menmug. 
When 1 man is taking a shit and when he's done the other man uses his tongue to lick his asshole clean.
Tom saw Aaron and Jake going into the toilet and leaned over and told Dave "Look there doing a 2 men in a toilet."
by Harley Quinns bitch February 8, 2023
Get the 2 men in a toiletmug.