August 10

The most annoying people are born on this day. They will care about you still tho.
It is also national be a normal human being day. (My bday 🥲)

John: hey, did you know august was born on August 10
Mike: dang explains why she's so annoying
Donald: but today is August 10 so she has to be a normal human being

by Ur mom's basement March 30, 2025

August

A month in a year

a basic ass month

hey what month were you born in?
oh i was born in august!
your basic asf damn

(this is a joke )

by +vpn+ December 23, 2022

Jasmine august

One of the hottest people on earth

Jasmine august is the best

Jasmine august makes me uncomfortable

Jasmine august spams my texts

by Supernannyspam June 2, 2021

August 1st

National brother eugh day is on august 1st, instead of national girlfirend day it’s national brother eugh day!!

August 1st 2021…

“Yo it’s august first national brother eugh day, say brother eugh dawg!!”

“Brother eughh”

by dyner1 September 11, 2024

August 29

The day when the worst stinkiest smelliest fat people are born

August 29 is stink

by ihykan January 16, 2024

August 2nd

On August 2 the bitchiest fattest boys are born. Normally there name begins with an L and ends in a S. altho these boys play nice and sweet once you fall in love they show the true colours. DONT FALL FOR THEM

Girl one: omg I got a new boyfriend his birthday is august 2nd

Girl two: just wait for the true colours

by …dumbo… March 9, 2022

August 19th

THE DAY THE SEXIEST MOST FIT, AMAZING, HOT AND FUNNY MAN WAS BORN. Like dear god he's really hot but also cute, he's the full package, even likes anime.

August 19th
Him: "It's my birthday"
Her: "Yeah I know, that why your so sexy"

by Candi Kane May 9, 2022