Tim Libby

Vons assistant manager

“Who is the assistant manager of Vons”
“Tim Libby”

by pinkandumb April 29, 2021

tim

someone who looks up their name in the urban dictionary

'that guy is looking his name up in the urban dictionary - must be a tim!'

by Infrared1011 May 25, 2021

Tim Murray

The epitome of scottish sensibility transposed to the urban setting of the big city. Of interest is the collision of two cultural extremes and the resultant metaphysical liquidity from which emerges flashes of integral individualness in defiance of entropic influences. Or, small town boy makes good.

He's made a real Tim Murray go of it.

by Alien Furry Rabbit November 6, 2003

Tim Primik

a hott guy with a six pack and he is the god of all women

i love tim

by hot November 29, 2003

Tim Walz

The vice presidential running mate of Cackling Kamala Harris in the 2024 election. He fell out of a coconut tree and hit his head in the process, resulting in him becoming governor of Minnesota. During his tenure, he has supported socialism, refused to deal with dangerous rioters, put tampons in boys' bathrooms, lied about his military record repeatedly, opened a hotline to report neighbors for violating social distancing during covid.

In spite of all of these things, he has the audacity to be a faux moderate politician and 'midwestern dad'. He and his presidential running mate have the temerity to give no serious or detailed outline of the policies they endorse or support.

Katie: "Who's that guy Tim Walz?"

Carl: "Imagine Fidel Castro if he pretended to be a moderate politician."

by RollyPolly657 August 16, 2024

Take the Beamer to Tim Robbins house

A replacement phrase for anal sex

Hans was running from Riggs and Murtaugh just trying to take the Beamer to Tim Robbins house.

by Fishpatty Nelson August 17, 2024

Tampon Tim

The most freakish VP candidate in US history.

Everyone: How the fuck do you even think about putting tampons in boys bathrooms?

Tampon Tim's voters: Children will die without blocking puberty and genital mutilation! I know what's best for children, after all.

Everyone: Be more honest.

Tampon Tim's voters: I am a pedophile.

by bruh 🙂 August 30, 2024