When you take a shit, wipe, and your arsehole is already clean. That is an awesome crap and legend has it that it brings good luck.
Bob: I just took a dump, wiped my hind end, NOTHING....Clean TP WTF. I think I need to call a doctor.
Bob's friend John: you're fine, it's called an awesome crap and it means you're going to have a great day. You're welcome.
Bob's friend John: you're fine, it's called an awesome crap and it means you're going to have a great day. You're welcome.
by Awesome crap AKA clean wipe April 03, 2021
When you take a shit, wipe, and your arsehole is already clean. That is an awesome crap and legend has it that it brings good luck.
Bob: I just took a dump, wiped my hind end, NOTHING....Clean TP WTF. I think I need to call a doctor.
Bob's friend John: you're fine, it's called an awesome crap and it means you're going to have a great day. You're welcome.
Bob's friend John: you're fine, it's called an awesome crap and it means you're going to have a great day. You're welcome.
by Awesome crap AKA clean wipe April 03, 2021
(pl.) awesome things, awesome stuff, great stuff, cool stuff, bffs family friends hot guys hot girls
A collection of things or objects that fascinate you or a group of people that you love, admire, envy or are attracted to or fascinated by. It can also be used sarcastically for a group of people that annoy you.
#bffs, #family, #friends, #hotguys, #hotgirls
A collection of things or objects that fascinate you or a group of people that you love, admire, envy or are attracted to or fascinated by. It can also be used sarcastically for a group of people that annoy you.
#bffs, #family, #friends, #hotguys, #hotgirls
Hu-hu-hu, all the awesomes and a happy bday to you!
Come, I'll show you the awesomes that I've gotten!
Wow, look at all those awesomes!
These are awesomes!
The awesomes are comming for dinner!
I want one of those awesomes for myself.
I'd get physical with any of those awesomes!
You're my awesomes!
I hate those "awesomes"!
You're acting like one of those awesomes!
Come, I'll show you the awesomes that I've gotten!
Wow, look at all those awesomes!
These are awesomes!
The awesomes are comming for dinner!
I want one of those awesomes for myself.
I'd get physical with any of those awesomes!
You're my awesomes!
I hate those "awesomes"!
You're acting like one of those awesomes!
by belmoreto February 28, 2019
by TehRealAwi May 11, 2011
by Sassy Unicorn, I fart awesome January 31, 2017
Useless word used to cover up the fact that you don't have anything interesting to say.
2019 version of "that's so fetch"
2019 version of "that's so fetch"
"Omg I had such an awesome time! It was such an awesome party with awesome people"
"This is an awesome product. Please buy it"
"This is an awesome product. Please buy it"
by awesomeawkward May 31, 2021
A mess of an antisocial girl with anxiety and mild depression who spends all her time wishing she was fictional
by Rucker9 March 11, 2019