by the 1234-anator January 21, 2025

I started dating this new woman.
Don't you have two other girlfriends already?
Yeah, but I gave them a soft landing. I told them I won't have enough time for them anymore.
Don't you have two other girlfriends already?
Yeah, but I gave them a soft landing. I told them I won't have enough time for them anymore.
by Dataline755 March 15, 2024

by Pisstank98 October 29, 2021

If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events
If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.
by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016

by Squid6969 May 9, 2020
