red car theory

the theory that whenever you see one red car there is always another beside, behind or close to it when driving, or when parked

did you see the 5 red cars at that junction, the red car theory is confirmed

by Taylorssssss October 14, 2023

The Great Head Theory

The Great Head Theory argues that if you recieve amazing head the first time you have intecourse with a partner, you should not persue a relationship with that person. As they have too much experience from previous relationships/partners. Also who gives crasy head the first time they sleep with someone, except when they a hoe?
Furthermore, the theory concludes that, when finding a partner its critical to settle for mid head.

I was considering wifing this throat goat, however The Great Head Theory convinced me to settle for someone giving less sloppy topp.

by Dr.Sloppytopp June 4, 2024

mandelaverse theory

the theory in which all mandelaverses (universes where a "mandela effect event" actually occur) are parallel universes in which individuals who experience the mandala effect are just realising they have moved into a universe in which the event hadn't occured

"hey bro, have you heard of the mandelaverse theory?"
"yeah! i genuinely think it's real!"

by ramaaaaaar July 24, 2022

Critical republican theory

Critical republican theory is to take anything considered woke and assume people of color to blame and indoctrinate children when in reality the Republicans are just racist

Matt walsh had a critical republican theory that schools teaching about race is making him look bad so he got upset and cried over woke media

by ancientalienrockdweller December 4, 2021

Collision Theory

The speed at which the particles dance on the dance floor and how many successful dance partners you can get in period of time

Sasha: How successful was your collision theory tonight?

Bob; Good! I aligned like a boss

by Ooefs February 20, 2023

Hasson theory

The Hasson theory is most commonly used to describe those that are blessed with a nice arse but have a face that could turn Medusa to stone, so if you see a girl with these attributes it is known as the Hasson theory. Spread the word booty face bum nose noon spoon

A man sees a nice girls ass and he is like danggg and then he looks at the face and he knows to think of the Hasson theory and be like that girls got a nice ass but not a nice face

by Steve? June 5, 2016

Milos theory

were a monkey dances around in a circle filled with other monkeys. after that they all jump on eachother and sleep

hey dude you hear of milos theory its so deep i almost cried hearing about it

by fradern July 3, 2021