Freudian Slip and Slide

When you say one thing, but you're too embarrassed to admit that you meant another, so you just sort of roll with it.

Person 1: "Dude help. I told Jake invited me to smoke because I said 'I like to weed' but I meant 'I like to read!' What do I do?"
Person 2: "Don't worry, we've all done a Freudian Slip and Slide at one point or another. I'm sure he'll understand."

by tubby custard machine January 9, 2022

Mud slide

When you leave a tough mudder for too long and your shit starts running like the lava that killed millions in Pompeii.

Campbell: “Hey crystal, are you feeling ok?”
Crystal: “I don’t think so. I ate something last night that didn’t agree with me. I feel like im about to take a mud slide to the gates of hell!”

by Andos Hastos January 11, 2022

Slide

You asking a girl out basically

Boy-you should really slide fr

Girl-bet

by Mr.j5 November 2, 2022

The Finnish slide

When you're exiting a hot tub or sauna you proceed to slide your genitals across the face of a unexpecting person , partner .

After sliding his genitals across my face , while getting out of the got tub he proclaimed he gave me the Finnish slide .

by Ack dog November 3, 2022

Slipping and sliding on the pecan shells

Southern slang for vigorous fornication, often behind a barn or under a pecan tree.

"I heard Mary Beth and Billy Bob slipping and sliding on the pecan shells last night"

by Thehammiestham November 7, 2022

google slides

a way to animate without paying 69 dollors a month

hey bob lets make a animation
i am broke
just use google slides

by google slides November 9, 2022

To Slide

To slide also used in the form (slide) is mostly used for sliding on a hill or somthing.
But it can also be used as slidie in.

Person1 : dude i really like to slide.
Person2 : to slide in what?
person1 : TO SLIDE IN YO MOM!!!

by anonymous December 6, 2021