The Reverse Monocle

A variation of the (Eye) Socket Fuck...Having someone take out their prosthetic eye and assume the doggy style position. Wedge the eye in the butt crack, just above the balloon knot. Have great sex...for a twist on The Pirate, try the Pirate Monocle, pull out on cum on the fake eye. Kicking in the shin or equivalent is optional...

"Hey Boss..."
..."Yeah?"
"You remember that hot chick with the fake eye?"
..."Yeah"
"I did the The Reverse Monocle all over her ass last night...Arrgh..."
..."Nice..."

by The real Keyser Soze April 13, 2013

Reverse Commando

The act of only wearing underpants and nothing else

I saw Katie today and she looked really hot going reverse commando!

by FartMendes69 January 3, 2022

Reverse crazy

When you behave and/or act crazy & irrational intentionally; all in retaliation of someone acting crazy & irrational towards you.

This is done so that you catch them off-guard and give them a taste of their own medicine.

Guy: "That bitch won't leave me alone... she keeps trying to add all my friends!"

Friend: "You have to get reverse crazy on that bitch and have all your friends ADD HER!"

by Hollywuud1717 March 5, 2014

reverse playdough

When a man is about to cum, but their partner says something so crazy the sperm shoots back into their testicles.

Trevor was balls deep in his girlfriend and just about ready to drop his load. All of the sudden she shouts "YOU'RE AS GOOD AS MY DAD"! Trevor and his future children realized that this chick was a little too much for them, and then proceeded to perform a reverse playdough.

by Axriel October 20, 2017

Reverse guillotine

When you fall and hit your neck off an object.

I was carrying a tv, fell, and reverse guillotined myself.

by Can’t think off a name July 31, 2021

reverse goldfish

It’s when you and your parter eat snacks and use them during foreplay while having sex.

me: did you and sam really reverse goldfish last weekend?
michael: yeah it was a good time, you and ur girlfriend should do it sometime.
me: shut up fatass

by longdiggitydong July 18, 2021

reverse duke

a catch that is made by rotating the thumb inward towards your body in a backhanding motion.

After Elmer's errant throw, Normajean made an amazing reverse duke to save the cigarette lighter from hitting the ground.

by B. McTatersach August 5, 2008