An uncommon term for sexual intercourse. Derived from the fact that mitosis is a method of reproduction, as well as that mitosis in reverse could be interpreted as two people entering each other (a common term for sex)
Person A: Reverse Mitosis would just kind of be sex, right?
Person B: Wh... What the fuck has to go through your head to produce that thought?
Person A: No, but think about it. Wouldn't two cells joining together to produce only one cell kind of just be the same thing as sexual reproduction?
Person B: Do not make me think about this for any longer.
Wanna do some Reverse Mitosis later?
Person B: Wh... What the fuck has to go through your head to produce that thought?
Person A: No, but think about it. Wouldn't two cells joining together to produce only one cell kind of just be the same thing as sexual reproduction?
Person B: Do not make me think about this for any longer.
Wanna do some Reverse Mitosis later?
by karlplant May 26, 2022
Get the Reverse Mitosismug. Dude, Gary grabbed the bill and paid for everyone's meal for no reason again. I wanted to pay for my own meal, Gary is being a real reverse asshole.
by NotKeithGary June 5, 2023
Get the Reverse Assholemug. by turkishblend May 12, 2015
Get the reverse cowpattymug. by ArnaWisha May 3, 2018
Get the Reverse adoptionmug. A reverse genie is when you rub something hard and something goes back in instead of coming out. Most commonly found in the bedroom when instead of ejaculating from the penis a man actually sucks in.
by alibadger February 4, 2010
Get the reverse geniemug. To wish failure upon someone to illicit the inverse reaction. Only works on bad players. See also reverse psychology
Barry yelled the following reverse heckle at his team mate from the sidelines of the baseball field:
"John is going to hit into a double play because he SUCKS!" (subsequent action is John clearing double.)
"John is going to hit into a double play because he SUCKS!" (subsequent action is John clearing double.)
by Joj012c July 26, 2017
Get the reverse hecklemug. The art of sitting on the toilet facing the cistern and deficating, thus leaving a dirty, unremovable skid mark in the pan.
by henchworthy October 27, 2010
Get the Reverse Dergenmug.