jelly piece of shit

A fucked up piece of shit who is jelous of everything

Brittany is jelous of her imaginary future husband because he doesn't like her and he has a girlfriend who she doesn't like...... indicating that she is a jelly piece of shit

by fuck u Brittany August 5, 2015

piece your shits

To fight someone, to beat someone up, to square up

"I'll piece your shits"

by Bangsauce March 26, 2017

Scumbag Piece of Crap

Worthless kid at oil city high school

Tyler C. is a scumbag piece of crap

by oc sucks October 29, 2012

glorified piece of meat

The expression is used to diminish the value of a person or part of a person.

1. He's just a glorified piece of meat.

2. The brain is nothing more than a glorified piece of meat.

by BillVo June 28, 2011

eat my piece

a less vulgar way of saying "blowjob" or "falatio"

Guy 1: yo dude what happened to you last night? you just disappeared..
Guy 2: yeah i got some chick to eat my piece
Guy 1: well done.

Guy 1 to Girl 1: ..eat my piece
Girl 1: 4 more shots first

by cf171 June 6, 2010

loaded piece of toast

Something so absurd, it can't possibly be true.

"That's a really loaded piece of toast! You know what I mean? laughter I mean, you have to laugh at a certain point because it's just ridiculous." - Meghan, Duchess of Sussex on the British tabloids misrepresenting her relationship with the British royal family.

by t_ray March 8, 2021

burnt piece of celery

Its when you hate someone so much but you don't have a good comeback

Sarah- I'm so cool
Dave- no you're not you fucking burnt piece of celery

by Jakepaul4lyfe October 18, 2017