Right Turn Clyde

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?

Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!

by October 17, 2021

Right Turn Clyde

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?

Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!

by October 17, 2021

turn you into a lollipop

When you go elbow deep in your missus arse and pick her up with one arm walk down the street eating her pussy

Im going to turn you into a lollipop

by BL110 May 15, 2021

turning circles

Chemically murdered. Brain dead from doing too much drugs that night.

I've hit this so much I'm turning circles!

by Nikkis cousin September 11, 2021

ay whatchu turn

something djmina will say to underaged girls. (Real definition unknown)

ay whatchu turn girl (in response of a picture) -djmina

by brenna.elizebeth October 05, 2020

qwerty-turn

turning threes time clock-wise then ten times counter-clock-wise

he is so craze he is turning a qwerty-turn

by best-or-nothing November 29, 2021

tea turn

A person that often says away from hanging with friends in order to not pay their share on a hangout night.

Man that assist tea turned again. It was his turn to pay for the hookah!

by St00pidp00p November 16, 2016