magic nose goblins

Stimpy's friendly snot creatures. Also a band from Reno, NV known for it's "psychoindustrialpunkfunkgrungeadelic" sound.

"You could play with your magic nose goblins."

"Dude, did you see the Magic Nose Goblins last night?"

by Slime Barfer February 11, 2008

Polish Nose Dive

Going down on a woman and proceed to use your abnormally large nose, not your tongue, to pleasure her

-Hey Madeline, have you checked out Joe today?
-No, Why?
-His nose would be perfect for a Polish Nose Dive!

by ANTPATALE January 30, 2009

Indiana nose warmer

eating your lovers pussy 69 style and putting your nose to her asshole and having her fart.

man she gave me the indiana nose warmer last night

by kja66 December 29, 2007

Colombian Nose Candy

(n) cocaine

also known as bolivian marching powder

1. The DEA was bugging his phones, so when arranging the drug deal, Pablo used the term "Colombian Nose Candy" instead of cocaine to fool the narcs.

2. If you want to have sex with a stripper, make sure to have some Colombian Nose Candy with you at all times.

by meatball12 March 9, 2009

nose over tail

The name of a song by Alkaline Trio. The phrase has the same meaning as ‘ Head over Heels ‘

‘ Hey dude ! Did you hear that new alk3 song ? ‘
‘ Yeah man , I’m nose over tail for that song ‘

by chaoshunter December 19, 2017

Balls Across the Nose

"Balls Across the Nose" is an act of sexual humiliation similar to teabagging, where a male will drape his testicles across the bridge of another person's nose. The "victim" is often inebriated, unconscious, or in an otherwise compromising position.

I was scared that if I dipped my nuts in Tim's mouth that he'd clamp down on them like a fox in a leg trap. So, I took the safe root and just went Balls Across the Nose. Don't worry, it was just as funny - and we got pictures.

by Time4SumAksion February 1, 2007

cold nose treatment

Being woken up at night by your dogs cold nose on your back, crotch, or neck.

Tater gave me the cold nose treatment this morning, so I tossed him off the bed.

by Dirty Nick January 13, 2006