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nerd

an offensive use for somebody who is very smart but is outcast and badly treated for 2 reasons both quite strange but there they are all the same

1. they work hard in lessons and are usually top of the class the objective of which is usually so they get a good education and a well payed job therefore becoming rich and famous and becoming very populare however most non-nerds in school seem to think that that's a bad idea for some reason...

2. they do not follow certain trends that appear to be daring and therefore cool and not falling for peer preasure

i.e. playing in a campsite, falling and breaking your neck, taking drugs and cigarettes then becoming a faggoty slob getting a girl under 18 pregnant then running off then getting a job that gives you around 15 grand a year and raise your kids up to be just like you and so the cycle goes on.
1.
nerd: i did all my homework early miss Ermintrude i even did a bit more work by myself!
teacher: oh well done hughbert! see this is what good children are like!
opposite to nerd: damn nerd!

2.
druggy: come on nerd just do it don't be so scared
nerd: no way i'm not doing that not ever
*druggy punches nerd in face causing him to have nose bleed and runs off laughing*
by DA BIG CHEESE June 15, 2008
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Pizza Nerd

An extremely nerdy person who hides behind a computer screen. Their extremely ugly, fugly and fat.

It's the WORST kind of person you'd want to run into online. They'll stalk you, their persistent, and they do NOT take rejection well, because..once you get a Pizza Nerd after you. THEY'LL NEVER STOP!

Only way to stop the Pizza Nerd is to brutally reject them, and/or blocking them out of your life COMPLETELY.
by Yuki Naomora April 28, 2010
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Nature Nerd

Some one who has a extreme factionation with anything outside. This person will jump at the sight of moss growing of trees, will be amazed by rocks even though its just a rock and will get a hard on by seeing animals but would make sure he/she didnt bother the animal. Typically has shirt tucked in, wears glasses, short shorts, old and grew up in the 50s/60s.
boy=b
grandma=g

B-"can we go grandma before this becomes the worst vacation"
G-"oh no come check out this rock"
B-"FUCk no old bitch"
G- "oh jimmy you used to be such a wonderful boy, what ever happened to you"
B-"Im not three anymore you old whore, why are such a nature nerd"
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Nerd

A person that knows what bohemianism is.
Nobody usually likes this person, most likely a chongo and becomes best friends with his girlfriends biffle.
Peter is such a Nerd !
by Terribly Bohemian May 14, 2008
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nerd jack

to take someones books in school, yell nerd jack, watch them chase u and throw there books at a wall and then yell nerd drop

(see nerd drop)
by vassmoney baby December 20, 2008
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Nerd Poker

A name given to the dorky card game "Magic the Gathering"
Mauro: Hey, you want to go play some cards at my house?

Travis: Do you mean real card games or nerd poker?
by Art Mofo July 9, 2009
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nerdbomb

receiving an oral while under neath the card table while playing a nerdy games such as monopoly or risk
I received a nerdbomb underneath the table while I was playing Monopoly last night
by boogerwithsugar December 6, 2014
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