The most colorful room you will ever see. Featuring thousands of dollars of clothes. Honestly it is worth more then you will ever make in your life honey. Not many will ever experience this room and it's greatness like it's owner.
If you die where do you want to go?
Either Heaven or Mason's closet
Masons closet: Similar to Heaven
Either Heaven or Mason's closet
Masons closet: Similar to Heaven
by Stupid rich April 17, 2017
Get the masons closetmug. by Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyeeee April 19, 2020
Get the Mason Shaffermug. by Ninjashotwife69 August 17, 2022
Get the Mason Coxmug. that one kid who is lazy and watches anime and is so fat that when he falls into hell he will make the tenth circle
by dfghjkl;lkjhgfds October 29, 2020
Get the masonmug. Roblox funny man who likes to say words like fart, shit, cum, shid, fard, ball, ball fart, balls, wee and poo. Anyone in the Pohatu family generally likes balls in the mouth, just like Hayley.
Mason: i like wee shit cum fart
Us: *straight face emoji in real life*
My humour: *broken*
Us: Mason Pohatu is a fart
Us: *straight face emoji in real life*
My humour: *broken*
Us: Mason Pohatu is a fart
by mazzypoothethird August 31, 2021
Get the Mason Pohatumug. The most cursed, chaotic, and spiritually questionable form of eggs ever conceptualized. Originated when Rosie uttered the now-infamous phrase “mason’s eggs” as Gabo was actively cooking eggs, instantly summoning a vortex of unhinged energy into the kitchen. Gabo and Maria, in a fit of sleep-deprived brainrot, declared them holy. Or haunted. Unclear.
Usage:
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”
Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”
Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.
by mason’s eggs April 22, 2025
Get the Mason’s eggsmug. by Tb515 December 3, 2023
Get the Masonmug.