Mexican Swimmer

A floating turd. Also known as a floater.

"Dude, some nasty bastard left 3 Mexican Swimmers in the employee restroom."

by Zombies are my Autism July 11, 2009

mexican icicle

when one freezes a burrito and inserts it into a girls vagina.

victoria wanted to cool down so i gave her a mexican icicle....

by ali da gr8 April 1, 2010

Mexican Cereal

A snack (or meal) blossoming from an otherwise dire situation. Once a bag of Tostitos reaches the point where the chips are no longer dip-able, pour the remains into a bowl and add salsa. Other additions include shredded cheese, sour cream, etc. (don't get carried away here, simple is better, this isn't nachos dammit). Grab a big spoon and enjoy!

"Ahh I love my Tostitos Scoops with a Hint of Jalepeno... but what the shit am I supposed to do with these reject pieces that are not scoopable at all?"
::"Do you work for Tostitos?"
"You know we don't have jobs."
::"Shut up David. However, the answer you seek lies south of the border, with Mexican Cereal.
"Arrrrriba!"

by Donald Quixote September 19, 2009

Mexican Microwave

Noun - The act of eating a cheap mexican microwavable burrito, going for a run to mix up the contents of your stomach, and using the explosive diarrhea that results as lube for sex with your partner.

- Dude, you seen my burrito that was in the freezer?
- Yeah, I used it to give sheila a Mexican Microwave.
- Oh, sweet. How was it?
- It was Nasty, I puked on her.

by sexyymonkeyy69 March 16, 2013

ride Mexican

To ride in a truck's cargo area, in the manner of immigrant landscape contractors.

We don't have enough seats for everyone. You sit up front and I'll ride Mexican.

by BillV05 October 9, 2005

Mexican love

The act of a Mexican expressing the ultimate form of love by sharing a 2 dollar taco with their lover

Juan took Kyleigh to their local taco bell and bought a two dollar taco to express his Mexican love

by socko232 January 12, 2010

ghetto-mexican

The usual Mexican Restaurant found in hill-jack towns, whose employees are certainly illegal immigrants filtering money back to their relatives across the border...but damn that food is good and the price is right.

"I had this killer chimichanga at the ghetto-mexican restaurant last night...it's too bad those mexicans are closing up shop next week...they couldn't have gone out of business, that place made a killing."

"That chick at the ghetto-mexican restaurant was pretty hot, but you know her dad will move her back to Tijuana once he saves up enough loot for her plane ticket."

by jj1972 February 15, 2009