Chinese lobster

Above excellent egg rolls. The implication is that the egg rolls are so delicious they are a welcomed substitute for delicious lobster.

Mostly used in Eastern Canada.

My uncle picked up some Chinese lobster Friday night from the usual place. Those are so good they don't even need plum sauce!

by Cosiner January 12, 2011

Anal Loitering

A witty phrase, used to describe the act of butt fucking.

Guy 1: "Dude, you know we discussed the rules on butt fu..."

*Child walks in the room*

Guy 1: "...I mean, Anal Loitering in the kitchen."

Guy 2: "Where else can I get off and make a sandwich simultaneously?"

Guy 1: "Yeah, good point."

by Neoterist March 20, 2012

Scandinavian lobster

A person of Scandinavian descent who stayed outside too long and got a harsh red tan.

Wow! How long were you outside? You look like a Scandinavian lobster!

by Ultimate Scandinavian lobster August 16, 2012

boob lobster

Boob lobster is when a person uses his/her feet to grope a woman's boobies, just like a lobster's claws.

The first date was a little weird, he tried to boob lobster me.

by fapstar 420 March 11, 2014

lady lofter

To hop from one female friend to another

That player is such a lady lofter

by Hsjajsjs March 29, 2015

The Lester Look

A creepy old guy with the pedo stache and the baldness he gives you. He might molest you.

Hey Hubert, that guy near the red truck gave you the Lester Look.

by Detective Tickle Dicks August 8, 2016

The Lester Stare

That creepy look old people with the pedo stache and the baldness give you. Don't let him molest you.

Hubert, that guy next to the red truck gave you The Lester Stare again.

by Detective Tickle Dicks August 8, 2016