Words added to a headline by a writer in a desperate attempt to lessen its incongruency with his or her political agenda
Mike (reading) DeSantis signs anti-vax mandate into law even as some supporters grumble.
Jen: I'm so sick of The Load these days.
Mike: The Load?
Jen: Yeah. The shit that journalists add to the headline like "even as some supporters grumble". There are no grumbling supporters. It's just shit that journalists add to headlines because the story doesn't fit their sad little socialist agenda.
Mike: Fox News does the same fucking thing!
Jen: So that makes it all okay?
Mike: Uh... No. So I guess you're right this time.
Jen: Now THAT is a fucking headline!
Jen: I'm so sick of The Load these days.
Mike: The Load?
Jen: Yeah. The shit that journalists add to the headline like "even as some supporters grumble". There are no grumbling supporters. It's just shit that journalists add to headlines because the story doesn't fit their sad little socialist agenda.
Mike: Fox News does the same fucking thing!
Jen: So that makes it all okay?
Mike: Uh... No. So I guess you're right this time.
Jen: Now THAT is a fucking headline!
by geekmalone November 19, 2021
1. The least of the last when considering the male hierarchy. i.e. Alpha male, Beta male, Sigma male, random dude…incel, Z-Load.
2. The last little bit of sperm that leaked from a failed condom causing a surprise pregnancy leading to a financial train wreck for parents and a life of perpetual underachievement and excessive lameness for the resulting child.
3. Influencers who constantly seek to be viewed as experts in their field while only using basic buzzwords and catch phrases. Easily recognized as know-nothing fraudsters by actual industry professionals.
2. The last little bit of sperm that leaked from a failed condom causing a surprise pregnancy leading to a financial train wreck for parents and a life of perpetual underachievement and excessive lameness for the resulting child.
3. Influencers who constantly seek to be viewed as experts in their field while only using basic buzzwords and catch phrases. Easily recognized as know-nothing fraudsters by actual industry professionals.
by Smoovemattyb May 12, 2023
by BIGMUNGE68 March 13, 2021
by Kidlacroix September 14, 2022
On The Load is a reference to the modern culture of downloading movies and other media free, usually through person to person programs, like torrent files. It is used to signify when someone has something currently downloading or plans to for a period of time.
Guy 1: Hey man, I just went through my movie collection, I don't have "Beavis and Butthead Do America!"
Guy 2: No worries man, I already have it on the load and it will be done in a couple days.
Guy 2: No worries man, I already have it on the load and it will be done in a couple days.
by Yawrood January 13, 2010
by Waste Management Consultant December 24, 2015
90% loading bar is what someone has if they have a habit of finishing a task to 90% of what was needed to be done
I asked John to clean the dishes but I forgot he has a 90% loading bar so now I have to finish it myself
by Scribe-Blur June 12, 2017