Life Gape

When life is fucking you in the ass at every turn, in small and large ways, in every way it can, you are living the Life Gape.

Just lost my job, my bitch be cheating on me with her boss, I just spilled my beer all over myself.

Fuck bud that’s tough, sounds like you’re living the Life Gape

by NSAssman December 23, 2018

life insurance

reason why so many spouses are killing each other

because Kim husband died, she gets a total $100,000 of life insurance . While her husband is decomposing in the grown, she is spending the money and is geting plastic surgery.

by pockadotslotz February 22, 2010

Life. Enjoy the ride.

You're dead a long time. Live each day, whatever it throws at you. Turn mistakes into experiences. Live and learn and enjoy the trip.

You are born and then you die. That's life. Enjoy the ride.

by karz January 7, 2009

life 360

The app that takes away your social life. If your parents make you get it your literally dead.

mom: download this app.
You: what app
Mom: its called life 360
you: ( fighting her to not get it)

by fornever21 September 17, 2019

Life span of an idiot

idiots live from 12-13 years on average a few months after their birthday. they tend to get strange rushes of energy and do stupid things.

Life span of an idiot

by emmy_thebug March 17, 2022

life 101

Things that life taught you, often at your expense.

John : "Hi, Anna, how are you ?"
Anna : "Not so good... This morning I stubbed my toe. Then I spilled coffee on my blouse, I had to change clothes. Of course, I missed my bus and was late for this very important meeting."
John : "Yeah, mornings suck, that's life 101."

by tatal35 October 11, 2009

life or death

if you vote for yes, then you are good. If you vote for no, then you are doomed

choice of your fate -life or death - is on you

by legit dictionary August 10, 2015