Soft landing

To dump someone in a gentle "it's not you" way.

I started dating this new woman.

Don't you have two other girlfriends already?

Yeah, but I gave them a soft landing. I told them I won't have enough time for them anymore.

by Dataline755 March 16, 2024

Soft landing

To have a means of coming down from intoxication that results in fewer adverse effects. A soft landing usually involves either having a reduced intake of the substance used or using an alternative to reduce the impact of coming down from that substance. In addiction this is hard to achieve.

John used a 6 pack of beer to have a soft landing after his heavy weekend of partying.

by Life adventurer November 03, 2023

Doonie Land

An expression to explain having a sexual experience with someone

Im gonna take her to Doonie Land later tonight

by Picasso III December 05, 2023

fright land

A scared ass place where my friend got a dead pigs number (302-666-6666)

“Hey have u been to fright land”

“Yeah I have I got a dead pigs number there”

by -wife haver- November 01, 2021

Land Maggot

Cyclist, usually on a road bike wearing lycra, hogging all of the road.

Look at that land maggot and its mates taking up the f*****g road. Soot the dog out!!!

by Hemi P May 17, 2025

Taking land (BACK) from

The quiet part he doesn't say out loud

Hym "They are taking land (BACK) from white farmers (Who were installed by a more technologically advanced civilization to exert peripheral ownership of the people I the country because (as Gayve Jewbin has said in the past) if they own the food, they own the populous) That's what he means to say."

by Hym Iam February 04, 2025

Land Lubber

A derogatory term for someone who lives on land, as opposed to on the water or ship. Often considered extremely offensive.

Argh! Ye scurvy dog! I reckon you to be a land lubber argh!

by wordier July 03, 2015