Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine

There are many types of the joke, such as:

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."

"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."

"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."

"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."

"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."

A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)

Here is an example:

Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."

Brook: "Spit it out dude."

Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."

Johnathan: ":("

by Detailed July 16, 2023

Crossed

Some stupid shit Ab marijuana and alchohal that Troy uses to think he’s cooler than Bennett and TADEO but he never will be

“Ayo I’m crossed”
“No way Troy you’ll never be as good as TADEO”

by ballslicker9000but69 July 24, 2023

crossed

eating chips and queso while drinking a dr pepper in your dorm room at 4 am

James: “Are you okay?”

Emma: “I’m so crossed right now.”

by soobn August 26, 2023

cross land

The south

I love the cross land

by 459395 August 26, 2023

Crossing His Name In Red

When girls play games with a man, she will cross his name in red ink symbolizing that she killed his heart. I,e, cheating.

My friend got cheated on! She crossed his name in red!

My homie got played by some bitch, she is crossing his name in red!

by Ohbrotherthisguystinks August 28, 2023

Cross

it’s like calling somebody fake asf or like you js played out

“bro why would you do dat? u Cross asf bro omm”

by floridawater September 19, 2023

crossing

The act of intertwining the legs when having to urinate uncontrollably.

My nana waited too long to go to the bathroom and is now crossing.

by SYDLEX November 28, 2021