GOOSE

Definition:
"GOOSE" is the new and improved version of GOAT, offering a more precise and context-aware way to describe true excellence. Instead of claiming someone is the best in all of history (which is impossible to measure), GOOSE stands for "Greatest Of Our Society’s Elite", focusing on the best of the best within our time and environment.

Related Terms:
Goose Juice – A term often linked with GOOSE, referring to the power, energy, or respect behind true greatness. This can mean raw talent, influence, or even top-tier street cred. Inspired by references to "juice" as power or respect, like in hip-hop culture and Sonic’s "gotta juice" phrase.

Usage:

When you say "Give me the GOOSE," you’re asking for the absolute best—whether it’s a person’s performance, service, or product.

In sports, music, or any competitive field, calling someone "the GOOSE" means they are at the top of the game right now, the best even among elite.

GOOSE can also refer to drawing out the best in oneself or someone else: "It’s time to bring out the GOOSE in you!"

by Ram$i March 9, 2025

To Feather the Goose

When you are bartending and place your own money in the tip jar first, to entice others to tip.

No one is tipping tonight. I guess I’ll have to feather the goose.

by GJ id9 October 4, 2018

Goose-handle

To grab by an appendage small enough to wrap your hand fully around it, and shake as violently as possible

I'm going to goose-handle your dick if you don't shut up.

by ImLosingMyShit March 17, 2024

Gus The Goose

The mascot for Washington College, a small liberal arts school on the Chester River, in Eastern Shore Maryland. He is a large, flightless bird with black and red feathers. Some argue that he is supposedly still on veteran benefits since he retired from the Continental Army in 1780. He is a close confederate to ex-prez George Washington and travels the country looking to coerce teens to attend WAC. Debatably a nice guy, but he tends to crap on the soccer pitch far too often. Honestly a low-mid tier mascot.

Guy 1: Holy Crap is that Gus the Goose?!
Guy 2: Duuuude yeah. What a G. He hangs with dead presidents so he must be cool.
Girl: We are so lucky to have a school mascot like him!

by Frœnch Montanå March 26, 2019

Goose Caboose

Goose Caboose is a playful term or nickname used to as a term of endearment for a small child and his/her behavior or physical cuteness

Look at that boy! He's being such a goose caboose!

by Plightman February 8, 2025

Goose Moonin

An A.M. greeting amongst lovers or a general expression of sexual gratitude and approval. or used when punishing babysitters with heavy bondage and gang rape.

goose moonin, how do you like babysitting five dicks you fucking whore? This is for loosing my kids and now we are going to pump you full of babies till you smell of bradford pear trees in bloom.

Goose moonin, how do you like me now?

Goose moonin, nice nut baby.

by Rdl1982 May 10, 2023

plucked up goose

A ratchet street crawler, who presumably gets passed around often and has sex with multiple partners. Presenting with a disheveled and ruffled appearance, like a plucked up goose.

Bruhhh that girl looked like a "plucked up goose", I wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot pole.

by J7575 May 26, 2022