Free the Beaver

A term used to remove ones undergarments in order to allow the air to circulate the female genital area.

The street sttod still as Marc yelled across the street ... Haw ya dirty cow, FREE THE BEAVER

by Mojo0483 July 31, 2009

Free Screws

When you disassemble an appliance or mechanical apparatus, then re-assemble it but have screws left over.
Said appliance/apparatus is however, in fact, fully functional.

Genius: Hey man, just finished installing my new CPU in my laptop the other day.
Concerned Friend: Really? How'd you go?
Genius: Got some free screws, but otherwise good.

by Dodoextinct June 29, 2009

freeing the priests

A euphemism for masturbation or ejaculation.

Ben: "Where were you last night? We had to go out on the town without you!"
Jon: "Sorry man. I just got my new internet connection, and I was at home freeing the priests, if you get what I mean."

by MasterOfEuphemism April 8, 2010

free-bunjee

bunjee jumping without a cord

one of many suicide sports, free-bunjee is a sport not limited to those of an athletic nature, anybody can partake in the activity of free-bunjee, it requires very little skill and is growing in popularity worldwide.

by southwalessniper December 5, 2009

free-shopping

also known as shoplifting, this is the act of removing items from a business without paying for them.

free-shopping : Jo-Hailey went to 7-Eleven and free-shopped them out of all of their Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and Doritoes, the day their shoplifting alarm wasn't working.

by Chairman-Mao January 30, 2006

Free-eezy

Extremely cold weather.

"Man it's cold out here."

"Yeah, it's free-eezy. I need to get a bigger coat."

by Syko Curious July 30, 2006

Too Free

1. When you have nothing to do, and want something to break up the monotony.

2. When you have no plans and are looking for a last resort to salvage the night.

Kid 1: Yo dude, is there anything going on tonight... I am TOO FREE!!!

Kid 2:No man, we live in suburbia, there is never anything to do.

by Stalas December 25, 2007