A serial killer with malicious intent to murder everyone as he knows how to get away with it properly
by George Bowser May 19, 2021
Get the Mr Evansmug. the coolest, littlest, funniest person you will ever meet. Evan Smiths tend to be pretty hot and awesome, did I already say that?
by urbandictonaryisreliable February 16, 2018
Get the evan smithmug. by Bbgg5 September 28, 2021
Get the Evanmug. someone who is very kind and has a very cute butthole. he loves deeply and makes u feel like a little kid on christmas simply by hanging out with him. he’s scared of poop and diapers (or maybe he loves them). he’s very creatively gifted and talented and creates incredible, original art pieces and has a way of making it seem effortless. he’s very intelligent and knows so many things. mini library. very good kisser and even better dick.
them: i’ve never been with someone who is perfect and amazing and loves me deeply
me: of course you haven’t you aren’t dating my loml evan
me: of course you haven’t you aren’t dating my loml evan
by love u xoxo December 21, 2020
Get the my loml evanmug. Mark Evan Holt was born in 1981 and adopted by Christian Nationalists. They would later scapegoat “Mark” with a well known pastor to Tipper Gore, Jeff Ling.
The reasoning was to cover diabolical family activities, and toxic money trails.
Mark Evan Holt divorced himself from the Holt family in 2019 after joining The Church of Satan.
Mark Evan Holt was incarcerated under false pretenses multiple times in his life after he attempted to leave his abuser’s household and the Christian Church.
Christian Nationalists used the media, Internet forums and Facebook to promote fear mongering and false propaganda about who he “might be or is.”
Mark is an example of how Christian Nationalists use adoption, money, the internet, the system and manipulation as a way to cover their own wrong doings.
The reasoning was to cover diabolical family activities, and toxic money trails.
Mark Evan Holt divorced himself from the Holt family in 2019 after joining The Church of Satan.
Mark Evan Holt was incarcerated under false pretenses multiple times in his life after he attempted to leave his abuser’s household and the Christian Church.
Christian Nationalists used the media, Internet forums and Facebook to promote fear mongering and false propaganda about who he “might be or is.”
Mark is an example of how Christian Nationalists use adoption, money, the internet, the system and manipulation as a way to cover their own wrong doings.
by Dean Whithercock November 17, 2022
Get the Mark Evan Holtmug. Evan is an absolutely indescribable person, in a wonderful way. They are someone that has too many great things about themself to describe.
They are one of the most caring, protective and loving people that anyone could ever talk to in their entire life. Having Evan here really feels like a miracle. They help people through things they are struggling with even when they have much on their hands at the time.
Yet, Evan is still a very humorous person. Anything they joke about puts a smile on anyones’ face. They are so incredibly talented, and incredibly intelligent.
Evan can be a humorous, loving, friendly, caring, and loyal person to anyone. (Dirty minded aswell).
There’s too many great things to say about them.
They are one of the most caring, protective and loving people that anyone could ever talk to in their entire life. Having Evan here really feels like a miracle. They help people through things they are struggling with even when they have much on their hands at the time.
Yet, Evan is still a very humorous person. Anything they joke about puts a smile on anyones’ face. They are so incredibly talented, and incredibly intelligent.
Evan can be a humorous, loving, friendly, caring, and loyal person to anyone. (Dirty minded aswell).
There’s too many great things to say about them.
Evan is the love of my life
by LeeReagan January 18, 2022
Get the Evanmug. The most amazing guy u will ever meet! Sure you’ll fall in love with evan and may not get anything back at first just know he’s worth waiting for he’ll give you his heart when he knows it’s true. Always date a guy like evan. Evans are always there makes you laugh plays Games till day light shines in. Oh and always remember to give the most care to Evans they deserve it and are definitely worth it :)
by Editingmenorsmth November 20, 2021
Get the Evanmug.