douche barrel 

The same as a douche bag but bigger or worse.

This douche barrel sucks.

douche barrel by crazy ando February 26, 2009

Douche-nibbler 

One who nibbles on douches and/or douchebags.

A sexual movement including a woman and a man, ETC.

A complete moron/jackass, but when you get tired of calling them a "Douchebag"

A person who had a prank pulled on, but completely oblivious of it.

"That guy is such a DOUCHE-nibbler! What the hell is his problem?"

Douche-nibbler by Khengus March 5, 2009

Douche Can 

The receptacle in which douche bags are thrown. Usually used when referring to somebody that has committed an unusually major douchey act.

When finding your car has had the mirror ripped off and no note, you may exclaim 'Dude, some douche can hit my car!'

Douche Can by smooter March 6, 2009

Douche-baggery 

The on-going hijinx of a douche bag.

What sort of douche-baggery is Rich up to today?

Douche-baggery by Dick Seanary June 15, 2009

douche platoon 

a band of brothers who all agree to wash out numerous bodily cavities at the same time

The ass weasle douche platoon just entered the club.

douche platoon by abstyle78 July 31, 2009

Douche Fizzle

1. (noun) Douche Fizzle can be used to address someone who is a douche, but is not really that threatening to another person's intelligence. Their douchiness has sort of fizzled out.

2. (adjective) Douche Fizzle can be used to describe the feeling a woman might get when she queefs whilst douching.

1. "Dude, you're such a douche fizzle, I don't even have to worry about your douchiness infecting me."

2. "I was douching myself the other day, when I had some vaginal flatulence, and made a sort of fizzle feeling."

Douche Fizzle by Illogically Ill September 14, 2009

Douche Pounder with Cheese 

When you just cannot become anymore of a brown nosing loser, you'll need something extra. Douche's always have fans, someone aspiring to his/her level of douche, the cheese helps one remain a Douche Pounder!

"The Buzz is a complete Douche Pounder with Cheese!"

Douche Pounder with Cheese by Pee Pee Time September 14, 2009