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by elaboratescanner04 October 11, 2023
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Chinese Crap

You are the problem. You can't live without the Chinese crap in your life so you buy more and more of it. Like some sort of junkie addicted to the hit of drugs, your drug of choice is the crap.

You shift the blame to the material things been poorly made and call it cheap Chinese crap but it was you all along who needed that hit when buying material shit.
So here you sit in your house filled with chinese crap looking on your chinese crap device looking for more chinese crap to buy.
It doesn't matter what it cost to the planet, what conditions the people who made the crap work in.

So long as there is a steady supply of more crap to buy, you will live on, buying more crap till it piles up to the sky.
Ted: "You live for Chinese crap."
by Mr. Moistsuffalese November 12, 2023
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Crap on boot

To be treated with the same contempt and loathing as crap on someone's boot. This is normally in the work environment.
"Do you feel well looked after in your job"
"Not really, just Crap on boot"
by Kill_crazy January 23, 2024
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Crap Nap

The act of taking a quick nap while pooping at work. Most likely performed by a third shift employee but can be achieved on any shift.
Dude that poop took you a half hour

Yeah, I caught a crap nap
by Big big biscuit April 11, 2023
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What the crap hall

When you get mad at someone/something but blame it on hall.
*someone drops a ball while the creature known as hall watches*

WHAT THE CRAP HALL!!

Hall: I didnt even do anything
by Boothehand December 2, 2023
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udder crap

What happens when a cow poops from its udder. Usually a misspelling of utter crap.
The original sprites in my texture pack were udder crap. I just fixed them. I really should have earlier.

So they literally looked like thin poop covered in milk?
by Definitively Cool December 11, 2023
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Crap Nap

When you die on the toilet and no ones ever gonna find the body
That mooch is taking a crap nap or something. No ones heard from her in months
by Wretchen July 23, 2017
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