T Burn

when mr t looks you in the eyes and melts your mind.

OMG! last night i watched mr t and he gave me a t burn!

No way! Me too!

by dynamo joe May 26, 2009

Blue Burn

The absolutely disgusting and putrid phenomena in which the stagnating blue liquid from a porta-potty splashes up into the butthole after dropping a fat one. Usually, the porta-potty has minimal fecal matter in the bottom, allowing for maximum splash potential. This many times occurs on construction sites after eating subway or any form of mexican food for lunch. Purell hand sanitizer is often placed on the bare hand and rubbed throughout the ass crack and lower thighs to clean the "burn" zone. There are degrees of blue burn:

First Degree Blue Burn - Goes inside the sphicter
Second Degree Blue Burn- Goes in the ass crack
Third Degree Blue Burn - Goes on the legs and butt

OMFG! Second degree blue burned again! Why did I order extra sour cream in my burrito? I'm gonna have to hand sanitizer my ass hole!

by slothbone4 May 11, 2014

Burned Kitty

When you scoot your vagina across the carpet too fast.

Dude, my pussy was so itchy I gave myself a burned kitty!

by DegenerateMuffin November 29, 2020

Burning Thunder

Where you fart and it hurts so much you think you have been struck by lightning

man i just had a serious case of burning thunder, feels like my ass is on fire

by ajwhite7 May 17, 2011

burn brothers

When a person has a cigarette and wants to burn the other person(s) with said cigarette and the person(s) that got burned with said cigarette get to in return burn the person who burnt them.

Person 1: hey let's become burn brothers (holds out a cigarette)
Person 2: hell yeah but I get to burn you back!

by Baby mama peep December 3, 2017

Bro Burn

A Bro Burn is where a bro stays out in the sun for too long while wearing a Bro Tank.

When the Bro Tank is taken off, it looks as if the Bro is still wearing an all-white Bro Tank due to the silhouette of the Bro Tank not getting any sun.

Dude, take off your Bro Tank before you go for a swim
Dude, I did take off my Bro Tank, I'm just rocking a Bro Burn so it looks like I'm still wearing one

Why is he wearing an all-white Bro Tank?
Oh, he isn't, he just has a bad case of Bro Burn

by Undead Dinosaur August 18, 2013

burn the chicken

To fuck up a task intentionally so that you are never asked to perform that task again.

A: My wife keeps asking me to clean the dishes after dinner and I hate doing dishes.

B: Just burn the chicken. I burnt the chicken on that the first time my wife asked me. Now she does does them herself every time.

by BRfever2007 December 15, 2016