Choocy Bum

When your arse is extremely shitty from recent anal intercourse

She has a choocy bum from last night

by Tom Coles April 26, 2019

Bum & Coke

When you line cocaine on someone's asscrack and snort it

"John did a bum & coke off my sister last night!"

by Hump.and.Dump June 16, 2019

Bum Scrumbling

When you are accidentally sitting on an item or object that someone else or yourself is looking for.

Friend 1: ‘Where is my phone!?’
Friend 2: ‘You’re bum scrumbling it!’

by LEDjelly March 20, 2019

oki bum

The type of person in Okinawa japan (usually a doddea military kid) who bums around on the island and doesn’t seem to really be going anywhere

Damn I saw Matt and Alex at the sea wall drinking their life away. What a couple of oki bums

by Projectweenerpoop August 12, 2019

BUM JUBE

This is what is known as a dangle berrie, prior to that saying,. Coined by the Reverend doctor. Doug Mulray from MMM.

Bad night on the turps, had a big number of bum jubes the next day.

by BBRIZBB May 30, 2018

Bum Gobbie

A) The action of inserting the penis inside the anal cavity through the sphincter - where the anus acts as mouth and pulsates for a pleasurable outcome.

B) When individual A positions themselves directly behind individual B at waist height, seperates the butt cheeks and proceeds to give felacio to said individuals anus - inserting their tounge in and out (in a circular motion) for a pleasurable outcome.

"I'm so parched I'd do anything for a glass of water, I'd even give a bum gobbie to wet my lips"

by Soxandsandlesmadeforspeed April 19, 2018

abbeys bum

The peach of all peaches

Abbeys bum is fit bruv

by Y7286 June 12, 2017