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Asian Make-up

To jizz all over an Asian girl's face, then proceed to clean the mess up by an extra blowjob, once done, her face will look like white powder make-up.
Lev: You won't believe me, I gave this Asian girl an Asian make-up!
Anton: Too much time on your hands, dumbass.
by The Growling Anus August 4, 2016
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Asian Persuation

The instintanious stimulation of asian gland causing panic and euphoria resulting in a dispersal of all bodily fluids through all available escape routes
Will Seymour was introduced the Asian Persuation and feces was released through both eye sockets giving him a chocolate eyeball
by ACM July 24, 2007
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Asian fetish

A strong attraction towards decents of Asia.
They have a soft beauty of innocence.

Their silky hair resembles their humbleness.

They don’t act slutty compared to a bunch of white girls but simply they bring this sweet innocent glow that makes them so submissive!
and so alluring that you just want to dominate her!
Seeing this vietnames women in her anime suit is the hottest thing ever! I want to dominate her🥵. I have an Asian fetish!
by Markthom58 October 12, 2020
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Asian sales tax

Money added when using a debt card at a convenience store.
The mini mart charges a 30 cent asian sales tax when I use my debt card.
by Steel Fab January 18, 2019
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Asian Grading Scale

Americans and other somewhat easy-going peoples' grading scale should look a little like this...

A = Good job! Keep up the good work!

B = That's still good. But you can do better.

C = You're that the average level...which is acceptable.

D = Uh oh, you need to step up your game.

F = Well, you failed. Hopefully you can get a better grade later so you can pass.

HOWEVER. This is about the Asian Grading Scale. If you are a true hardcore Asian, unlike myself, then your grading scale should look a little like this...

A+ = Average.

Regular A = Acceptable...But You Can Do Better.

B = BULLSHIT. WTF-Were-You-Doing-In-Class?!?!

C = Cut-YOU WILL GET FUCKING CUT.

D = DEATH. That's it.

F = FUCKED. Wait, no, you can't get an F because you'd already be dead.

Most children will get beaten the shit out of them. Hopefully, that won't be you.
Yesterday I brought home my report card, with a B- for P.E. After all, Asians aren't good at anything not pertaining to academics. Haha just kidding I'm beast at sports. Just not at "participation," an excuse for the non-fit fatties. ANYWAYS, I gave the report card to my mom. She always uses the Asian Grading Scale.

"WHAT IS THIS? A-DA B MINUS? NO RICE FOR YOU DUMB-A-ASS. GO DIE."

Sad face.

This example was made for humourous people. Please do not take this to heart...unless this happens...then I'm sorry for you. Even my parents are less strict :U
by Don't Worry About It, Man. September 8, 2010
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asian six pack

(also referred to as the "Asian sixpack" or the "Asian six pack")

A high school term that refers to the selection of:

1. Three science courses (physics, chemistry, biology) in each of one's junior and senior years (grades 11 and 12)
2. The three aforementioned sciences and three higher mathematics courses.

The reason that this selection is so "asian" is because a large percentage of students who select either of the two options are East or South Asian.
A: What are you taking next year?
B: I'm taking English, History and the Asian Six Pack
by high school definitions April 30, 2006
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Asian Boy-King

(1): A man of Asian descent that transcends the negative stereotypes, succeeds in his endeavors, and gets praised by many.

(2): An Asian male that is married to, or dates an attractive White female, thereby symbolizing the reversal of western ideals. This also applies to relationships with Black or Hispanic women.

(3): An Asian male endowed with a larger-than-normal penis size.
1. Tim Nguyen, although tall, and not a business or engineering graduate, is now successful as an independent book publisher and regarded by his white peers as an "Asian Boy-King".

2. Richard Chan, a revered Asian Boy-King and well-to-do book publisher, has just popped the question to his sultry blonde girlfriend.

3. Shaniqwa: "Who's that cute Asian guy?"

Stacey Jane: "Oh that's Mark Yin, he publishes books and has a huge dick."

Shaniqwa: "I want that Asian Boy-King!"
by AnnaF May 17, 2010
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