SIMP - 19

Being an idiot while infected with covid 19

Bruh1: hey man why u acting so weird
Bruh1: *drunk as fuck* cuz iiimmmm infected with simp - 19

by Sebastian294 May 30, 2020

simp bender

one who attracts too many simps to the point where its scary

"where'd you get all that stuff?"
"im a simp bender"

by saouki July 06, 2020

simp king

the biggest simp of them all.

sam rhea is the biggest simp king i have ever seen.

by differentgravey2 June 23, 2020

Cash Simp

A middle class or working class person who simps for the ultra wealthy.

That Elon Musk fanboy is a cash simp.

by laman012 November 01, 2021

Simp Zombie

A slow stupid ignorant one sided “dead” person mainly men who tend to take the highway, half of the time, the other hand they are sneaky, clever and of course love to eat brains

Attack of the simp zombies

by Yehosher November 28, 2021

Simp season

Simp season is the time between November and February when thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years, and Valentine’s Day go back to back and you want to be in a relationship the most .

Its simp season bro I can’t get caught out here simpig I’m just trying to get drafted

by Lil milf hunter November 24, 2019

man simp

a woman who dates around and doesn't care about the man who she dates even if the man would do anything for her.

wow nomis a man simp

by MISTERDOT99999 April 04, 2020