shit and piss and cum

when you are shitting and pissing and cumming everywhere

"yo what are you doing"-some guy
"bro I am so scared I have reached a state of perfect shit and piss and cum"-scared dude

by Shit and piss and cum man November 19, 2020

Performing stupid shit

Azalea

Performing stupid shit is quite an azalea thing to do

by Jake dubiel August 13, 2017

Some Sandusky Shit

Any flagrant sexual talk/action to or about minors.

Bill: Hey, isn't that your sister, Lisa?
Ted: Yeah why?
Bill: No reason....... NICE TITS, LISA!
Ted: Dude, chill! That's some Sandusky shit, right there.

by imthatawesome November 18, 2011

Bleeping Fucking Shit

An odd combination to give the sense of censorship.

Joe: "Aw bleeping fucking shit I forgot my car keys"

John: "What why the 'bleeping' you already cussed?"

Joe: "Just sorta happened"

by Johnnycokran March 30, 2010

chuck a mad shit

The urgent need to release a big poop.

Eddy: Fuck man my stomach hurts...
Jackson: What's wrong?
Eddy: Need to chuck a mad shit, that's what!
Jackson: Get the fuck out then cunt! No wonder it stinks in here.

by Motorrad Hermes August 17, 2017

DR Shit Pants

Is a Person who sits on crap ether bird shit or just shit, especially from shitting them self's and you can call them shit pants for short

"Hay Dale i mean Dr Shit Pants would you like some fresh bird shit on the chair for you"

by Danny169 September 17, 2012

shit house buckets

big breats that look like two buckets hanging on the side of an outhouse.

wow look at those shit house buckets!

by taggass April 1, 2007